She Wanted To Turn Me Into A Pornstar

Hey Swēt, I have a confession, and my guy still doesn't believe this one happened to me, of all people. The quiet one.

I was working at a lounge on the Island back then, me and my paddy Emeka. Then this new girl, Bimbo, joined. Small frame, but the kind of shape that made grown men lose their words, and she knew it well. Everybody was eyeing her. Me, I just faced my work, I de like my food special.

We didn't even talk deeply for months, sha.

She was too playful, the kind that doesn't know boundaries at all, and me I no send, so I kept my distance. Then somehow we started gisting small small, and she told me she'd been watching how I carry myself, that it's always the quiet ones that surprise people.

The night it tipped, we closed late, past 1am. I was about to branch home with the others when Bimbo just pounced on me, said she couldn't go home again and she wasn't sleeping at the lounge. She begged to follow me, then on the road she started, 'abeg can't we find somewhere else, just me and you.' I was already suspecting what was going on, but ehn, I agreed. I knew a guy with a spare place, and I called him.

We got there and she said she wanted to shower, so I showed her the bathroom, and me, tired die, I just lay down to sleep straight. Next thing, this girl is rubbing me. Then she looked me dead in the face and said she'd heard about what I do to women, and asked if I could even handle her.